Drummer Jokes 101

I used to think that I knew all the good drummer jokes, but lately there have been a few new ones.  (To me, at least).  In an effort to not only attack lawyers and accountants on my blog, I’ll turn the pen toward myself with my top 10 favorite drummer jokes.  Please feel free to comment and leave your favorites.

1. What is the difference between a pizza and a drummer?  A pizza can feed a family of four

2. What do you call someone who likes to hang out with musicians?  A drummer

3. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?  Homeless

4. What is the difference between a dead snake and a dead drummer in the middle of the road?  There are skid marks leading up to the snake

5. What has three legs and an a-hole on top?  A drum stool

6. What’s the best way to confuse a drummer? Put sheet music in front of him

7. What do you do to get a drummer off your doorstep?  Pay him for the pizza

8. Why do guitarists place drumsticks on their dashboards?  So they can park in the handicap spots

9. What’s the biggest lie told to drummers?  I’ll help you with your gear

10. Why are band breaks only 20 minutes?  So you don’t have to retrain the drummer

Bonus politically incorrect swipe joke

What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?  They both suck without Cream